Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again?

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

Got beat up today (but not really)

Got beat up today (but not really)

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th