Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again?

buckkybbarnes:

my friends are graduating this week

For slytherliz (uni not high school but here’s a card anyway)
baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..make US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETA

raddestbabe:

dear diary

the year is 3045

i am still laughing about “none pizza with left beef”

quick reminder !!

hyperlink37:

if u find out about a person’s sexual orientation or gender identity thru tumblr n u know them irl:

1. if they haven’t come out to u, u rlly shouldn’t bring it up

2. if u rlly gotta bring it up (eg to ask about pronouns or something) do so privately and be respectful n a decent human being n all that

3. don’t u dare out them to other people irl, this could seriously endanger them

miniblin:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

all part of the pan plan

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

bekkicanflyy:

lardypoison:

people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator

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let me do the way of the warrior